The 2025 Uniform: Essential & Ethical
We are done with fast fashion. This year is about fewer, better things. This collection highlights the pieces that survive the wash, the commute, and the trend cycle.
"The tech bro uniform? Maybe. But it survives the meme cycle because it's indestructible. While other fleeces dissolve into a pill-covered mess, this ages like a good leather jacket. Just don't wear the vest version unless you're actually pitching a Series B."
"The only 'smart' wearable that doesn't make you look like a cyborg dork. The camera quality is shockingly good for something on your face. Yes, you are feeding Zuckerberg your POV data, but for hands-free TikToks, it's a Faustian bargain many are willing to make."
"The Toyota Camry of running shoes. Reliable, boring, and indestructible. It’s not trying to be a super-shoe; it's trying to be the shoe you don't have to think about. In a world of $300 fragile racers, reliable boredom is a feature."