Battle of the Bots: LLM Showdown
We stopped asking "which AI is best" and started asking "which one makes us want to throw our laptop out the window the least?" This is the definitive ranking of the chatterboxes.
"The Frankenstein of AI tools. It stitches together every model you love (GPT-4, Claude, Gemini) into a browser extension that feels like a command center. Is it messy? Yes. Is the UI a bit much? Absolutely. But having every major LLM one click away while browsing is a workflow unlock that makes you feel like a wizard. Just don't look too closely at the privacy policy."
"Google is dead. Long live Perplexity. It’s the only search engine that respects your time. It gives you the answer, sourced and cited, without forcing you to wade through SEO-spam recipe blogs. If you are still 'Googling' factual questions in 2025, you are essentially using a fax machine."
"The smart kid in class who is also incredibly annoying. It writes better code than GPT-4, but it will lecture you about safety if you ask it to do anything remotely edgy. It’s the moral compass you didn't ask for, attached to the coding brain you desperately need."
"Google's desperate, hulking attempt to stay relevant. It’s integrated into everything (Docs, Gmail, Drive), which is both its superpower and its curse. It’s fast, it has a 1M token context window, and it’s occasionally completely wrong with total confidence. Use it for the storage space; tolerate it for the AI."